*as a tool to educate English as well as to make your life easier, translation will be provided*
A and B are two typical special agents on a top kill mission on drug war
[A dan B adalah biasanya dua agen istimewa atas misi suatu pembunuhan teragung atas perang dadah]
A: "What do we have here?"
[apa kita ada disini?]
B: "Some sexual-intercourse terrorists armed with two submachine-guns..and uh...I can't sexual- intercourse see 'em clearly from here!"
[beberapa persetubuhan pegganas bertangankan dua sebahagian-senjata-mesin...dan
uh..aku persetubuhan tidak boleh lihat mereka dengan jelas dari sini!]
A: "*chuckle*Cool down bebeh, we're going to take 'em down"
[*tergelak kecil* sejukkan ke bawah wahai bayi, kita akan pergi mengambil mereka ke bawah]
B: "We're gonna rip out their sexual-intercourse heads, man! they ain't got no mercy"
[kita akan mencabut persetubuhan kepala mereka, wahai lelaki dewasa! mereka tidak akan dapat belas kasihan]
A: "You know the game; on three..one..two...three!"
[engkau tahu permainannya; atas tiga..satu..dua..tiga!]
typical gunshots and things..well you can see it in movies what happen when there
was ambush. no translation.
A: "Freeze!"
[beku!]
B: "You should see your faces *Laugh out loud* . hands in the air!"
[kamu patut lihat muka - muka kamu *gelak keluar kuat*. tangan dalam angin tersebut!]
A:"Wait a minute, what do they got under this slab?"
[tunggu satu minit, apa mereka dapat bawah kepingan papan ini?]
B: "Oh feces! it's a sexual-intercourse time-bomb!"
[Oh najis! ia adalah persetubuhan bom-masa!]
because of the lack in creativity of director and writer of this story, somehow we can assume that those terrorists got rescued by their comrades and these two smart-ass agents were trapped in that room with the door locked.
B: "What the afterlife-fire man....poop! I'm not gonna die this way! not this sexual-intercourse way!"
[apakah nerakanya ini lelaki dewasa..tahi! aku tidak akan mati begini jalannya! bukan persetubuhan ini jalannya!]
A: "dude, relax, i can handle this..have your eyes on the window in case they are coming back"
[rakan, istirahat, aku boleh pegang ini..adakan mata kau atas tingkap dalam kes mereka datang belakang]
several minutes later
A: "Dude, no way i can fix this!"
[rakan, tiada jalan aku boleh perbaiki ini!]
B: "what the sexual-intercourse!" roof access! come on or 2 minutes later we will be dead meat!"
[apakah persetubuhannya! kebenaran bumbung! mari atas atau 2 minit kemudian kita akan jadi daging mati!]
A:"you go..i can't do this..i got hit"
[kau pergi..aku tidak boleh buat ini..aku dapat pukulan]
*i don't know why they are so smart not to go straight up to the roof..but this is just a story dude!*
B:"No way I'm gonna leave you behind..get your butt on my back!"
[tiada jalan aku pergi meninggalkan engkau di belakang..dapatkan punggungmu atas belakangku!]
yeah..as expected, they managed to get to the roof top and jumped out of the building to save their asses
A: "Poop! quick, she's gonna blow!"
[tahi! cepat, dia akan meniup!]
B: "sexual-intercourse man! that's what I am doing - get the afterlife-fire our butt out of here!"
[persetubuhan lelaki dewasa! itu apa yang aku lakukan sekaran - dapatkan kita punya punggung keluar dari sini!]
A:"get your butt down!"
[dapatkan punggungmu ke bawah!]
yeah..KABOOMM..you know, they were now in safe zone and it just happened that the bomb immediately exploded.
and sure, bunch of police cars arrived.
you can see few policemen scattered all over the places suddenly.
without guilty face their chief came to them with a wide smile
Chief: "how are guys doing? that was awesome! get your butt healed 'cuz you guys gonna get medal. sounds good?"
[bagaimana kamu seuma membuatnya? itu memang gempar! dapatkan punggungmu sihat kerana kamu akan dapat pingat. bunyinya bagus?]
A:"but we didn't get those guys, chief"
[tapi kami tidak dapat lelaki-lelaki itu, ketua]
B:"yeah, we didn't deserve it"
[ya, kami tidak layak untuknya]
Chief: "No sons, we got them behind the bar already"
[tidak anak-anak lelaki, kami dapat mereka belakang palang sudah]
A:"but how? i don't think it has something to do with what we did here"
[tapi bagaimana? saya tidak fikir ia ada sesuatu untuk membuat dengan apa yang kami telah lakukan disini]
Chief:"they are smart enough to use all the gas they got to blow you guys up. and that includestheir vans gas. what i know, they were running out of gas and asked for help from policeman who was coincidently were there to look for missing cat at nearby Walmart . He recognized those guys and we got their balls."
[mereka cukup bijak untuk menggunakan semua bahan api mereka ada untuk meniup kamu ke atas. dan itu termasuk van mereka punya bahan api. apa yang aku tahu, mereka kelarian keluar bahan api dan tanyakan pertolongan daripada polis lelaki yang kebetulan berada disitu untuk mencari kucing hilang di Walmart berdekatan. Dia mengecam lelaki-lelaki tersebut dan kita dapat bola mereka.]
A: "ok.....i got that..Dude, thank you for saving my butt"
[ok.....saya dapat itu....rakan, terima kasih kerana selamatkan punggungku]
B: "No biggie man..partner?"
[tiada kebesaran lelaki dewasa...pasangan?]
A: "yeah! wanna a cup of coffee?"
[ya! mahu secawan kopi?]
B:"thanks, I'm good. let's get our butt to hospital"
[terima kasih, aku bagus. mari dapatkan punggung kita ke hospital]
and there you go, heroic american music and things. tadaaa!
[semua ini tahi lembu]
FIN
HAHAHHAA...
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